It’s Monday, it’s raining and I’m on jury duty… Three of my all-time fave things to be happening at the same time. Well, the one good thing is that the city of New York has provided me with… FREE INTERNETZ! So, while I’m serving my civic duty I can still bring you all the HAWT celeb gossip, girls!

Okay, check out this crazy shot of Miley Cyrus from the new issue of Vanity Fair shot by Annie Leibovitz. Milez is so totally risque these days! She looks kinda Interview With A Vampire. Like she’s got blood on her lips… The blood of Britney Spears. Kidding! I love Miley. She’s so huge right now. I just hope she doesn’t take a turn down crazy street! Billy Ray’s got his hands full!