**FOCUS ON THE DOPENESS WHEN THERE’S SO MUCH WACKNESS ALERTZ** I was a little worried going into the 4th of July holiday. We usually have a week vacay up at Anne’s place in Michigan but this year we decided to stay in New York. To be honest, I was afraid that we’d have no plans and just die of boredom. So, what’s the perfect thing to spice up your dull summer? Blockbusters! Yup, Keith and I hit the theaters for some mad summertime filmage. Okay, ready to get wacked?!?

First, on the 4th we got up really earlz and headed downtown to check out those crazy ahmahzing New York waterfalls. The weather was kind of a gloomfest, but the falls were still really stunning. Then we ended up at Union Square, in line to see a movie, but which one? I had orig wanted to check out Hancock, but Keith was all up in Angie’s biz… So Wanted it was. Wanted is about this kinda everyday dude, living a pretty meaningless life in Chicago until he gets involved with this fraternity of assassins. Yeah, they get their missions from a loom… Tap yer weave… So, a lot of what’s happening is kinda prepos, but the action is spectak! The opening scene were Angelina hijacks James McAvoy in her red corvette was so fast paced and insane, it kinda hurt my eyes watching it. LOVE! And there’s this scene with a train falling off a bridge that’s just sensashe! And then there’s Angelina! Girl is friggin’ intense, riiight. Keith and I were kinda laughing to ourselves trying to imagine Angie… Like in a comedy. Hmm, maybe not.

Okay, then yesterday we made it yet another movie. Wow, 2 films in one weekend, that’s a totes record for a couple of workaholics. So, we were pretty set on seeing The Wackness from the get-go… Um, Mary-Kate, ever heard of her? All I knew was that the movie was about smoking pot but I had no idea how much I’d LOVE it! The Wackness is a coming of age story set in NYC in the summer of ‘94 starring Josh Peck as a drug selling teen. Josh is a totes unusual lead. He’s not really that attractive, kinda chubby but that floppy hair had me at “hello”. He was just a-doorbell with all his ghetto talk. And friggin’ MaK is in the movie for all of 5 minz. Girl doesn’t have to work very hard to get buzz, riiight. Well, she got me there didn’t she? And thank gawd for that. Oh, and Sir Ben Kingsley is a total effing RIOT!! If you only see one movie this summer, make it Wack. Word!