Oh, I bet Britney Spears‘ life is a circus… A three thousand ring one at that. And with tomorrow’s release of her 6th and latest record, Circus, girlfriend ain’t going anywhere! First, I have to say that I totes missed For the Record last night. Sarz, but 10PM is way too late for lil’ ole busted me. I had to get up at the azz crack of dawn today to ship 1,000 orders, but tonight I have a date with Tivo! Did anyone catch it? Jeanz, riiight? Well, I offish declare this Britterz week at ff.com and I can’t be more excited for “Circus” to drop. I got an advanced copy thanks to MandaBear and it’s magnif! Some of my early faves are “Kill the Lights”, “Circus”, “Blur” and Jen & I already came up with the video concept for “Out From Under”… B/W, wind machines, scenes with the boyz… Srsly Britterz, if you’re hiring, we’re availe! How exciting is this?!? I prepped this listening station just for you, so sit back and enjoy the 2nd coming of Britterz! Rock out lollipops!

Womanizer: #1 ALERTZ! You know the drill… Lollipop, you’re a suckah!

Circus: Britterz is the ringleader and she calls the effin’ shots!

Out From Under: Whata mega drama jam. Britterz is a survivor!

Kill The Lights: Ready for your close-up? Then kill the lights and work it!

Shattered Glass: If I got cheated on, there’s be some broken glass too!

If You Seek Amy: Winehouse? Sedaris? Either way, have you seen her?

Unusual You: She’s so unusual! Girls just wanna have fun, I guess.

Blur: Yup, took Brit a lil’ bit to get her head right! Thanks gawd she did.

Mmm Papi: Listen Papi, you too Mami… Yo soy hawt! Papi loves you…

Mannequin: Scream your lungs out! Cry your eyes out… I look FEE’UZ!

My Baby: Dear Diary! An ode to Jayden James and Sean Preston.

Rock Me In: Wanna race? I’m super fast now. I’m up for the chase.

Phonography: Dirty talking sexy to me, call it phonography… Okay?!?

Amnesia: I bet Britney wants to forget the past 2 years. Love ya betch!

Trouble (Bonus Track): Ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of…

I give Britterz’ 3-ring “Circus” 5 outta 5 comeback queenz! Go Britterz…