These adorables came in and I asked them what they were for Halloween, and the Nike T-shirt guy said, “We ain’t gots.” I thought, “No one should ain’t gots nothing!” Luckily we had our handy self-adhesive mustaches and voila! Now they gots! Aren’t they handsome!

And this is how me & Bee-ware gots!

Charlie Chaplin in Champs-Élysées leggings and a wool felt bowler!

Grandfatherly Zombie Lady GaGa rockin’ the sweetheart bustier dress and giant bow barrette!

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