**KONGRATULATIONS, KONGRATULATIONS ALERTZ** They say traumatic experiences bring people closer together and right now I feel really, really, really, really, really, really close to you guys. So this Season sucked. Deep breath - just accept it. Thank God it’s over. Now let’s talk clothes!!!

There’s defs a spot in my heart for Project Runway’s Dickensian street waifs like Carol Hannah. Her sweet-as-sugar feminine collection of wearable easy pieces, was full of Homespun Elegance. She put an Oliver Twist on Grecian minis, grown-up tutus, straight-legged pants and glam voluminous blouses with long fabric necklaces. Her best pieces were her design strength: Coquettish Cocktail Dresses! I especially loved that sweet little gold one (that Fred Flare just started carrying.) LOVED the frosty blue ice cream cone shaped confectionery frock. And the hawks eye one with fluttering pleats was UN-real! Even while suffering from a Victorian-era disease Carol Hannah knocked the judges out with an awe-mazing teal Grecian thirteenth look. (Doesn’t matter why) Carol Hannah is out. At least Logan was there to comfort her…and us…and provide Althea with a flannel shirt and knit hat (just kiddin‘.)

GREEK (abc Family) goddess Althea’s unexpectedly sporty couture collection was full of judge-impressing muted neutral staples for the modern girl. The athletic headbands added to the Vancouver 2010 aesthetic. After a day at the office in ladylike silk parachute pants with great little jacket her girl was ready to hit the slopes! The headbands also went to the 80’s with high-waisted, pleated tapered pants and mini skirt both with beat up “Flashdance” tops. Then to the late 70’s with a shiny (need I add this was Heidi’s favorite look?) disco tube top and dance-ready skirt. Now for more Top Modz in action! After winning Cycle 8 of America’s Next Top Model (boo do boo do boo do) Jaslene went on to walk the runway for Althea!

Irina had it in the bag with her hard edged, masculine funeral procession. Full of severe black leather, snuggy-sized knitmares, vacuum-seeled, ruched leg skinny jeans, leather leg warmers and…helmets. Some were Maleficant (“Sleeping Beauty”) some were Mordecai (“The Royal Tenenbaums”.) I guess using one color and putting a funny hat on everybody tells a story and makes a collection cohesive. At least that’s what they say at Barnum and Bailey Clown College. Is anybody else distracted by the way Irina dresses herself (in previous eps)?  Specifically the white or grey baby t’s under small print floral dresses. It’s like she just discovered that new television program “Friends”.  Irina is Das Winner. Doesn’t matter why. It’s the only logical end for the worst season of Project Runway ever.

How do you feel about Irina Das Winning? It’s okay, let it out. Season 7 premieres January 14, 2010!!!